[A late freak-out follow-up to the Musical Virus (not backdated)]

[spandex_rex]

I had thought it might have been a strangely vivid dream, a bizarre fantasy conjured by my subconscious. But today...today I found them, and now I doubt that was the case at all!

These tight gold short shorts...the material, the make, just like what I thought I wore! But if they're here, it means I really did wear them!

Which means...

Which means...

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!! MY OWN MIND AND BODY BETRAYED ME!!

It was a virus, wasn't it? Please tell me it was a virus...