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I had thought it might have been a strangely vivid dream, a bizarre fantasy conjured by my subconscious. But today...today I found them, and now I doubt that was the case at all!

These tight gold short shorts...the material, the make, just like what I thought I wore! But if they're here, it means I really did wear them!

Which means...

Which means...

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH I WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!! MY OWN MIND AND BODY BETRAYED ME!!

It was a virus, wasn't it? Please tell me it was a virus...

Date: 2008-11-03 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
What are you referring to? The Halloween virus, that just came around? Or something else?

Date: 2008-11-03 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
No, I don't know of any Halloween virus. It happened a few weeks ago...if I recall correctly, there was a lot of singing involved. Amongst other things.

((Almost forgot, sorry I disappeared over the weekend. >.< I'd love to tag the thread we had going with Darc and Jack but I don't know if it's too late so I'll leave it up to you. *hugs!*))

Date: 2008-11-03 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
Oh, I remember that! I was in a muscial! :D

Where you affected as well now?

(It's fine *hugs* and yes please do <3)

Date: 2008-11-04 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
Y-yes, I believe I was. What I thought had been an odd dream involving mad laboratories, scientists in lingerie and rather ghoulish yet spectacular musical numbers might have been real after all. You see, in the dream, I was a character named Rocky who wore a pair of gold coloured shorts. Just today, I...I found the shorts...it wasn't a dream after all, was it my friend? What happened to you in yours?

((Yay! I shall once I'm done here. :3 Hope this wasn't too TL;DR.))

Date: 2008-11-04 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
I don't think anything actually happened. After all, I 'got married' but I really didn't. I think it was all a Boardway act

(Nope not at all <3)

Date: 2008-11-05 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
Are you sure?! Are these shorts then some sort of glamorous prop that was conjured into being by the virus? I didn't really spend a night in bed with a stranger dressed in exotic women's garments?

Date: 2008-11-05 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
Listen just cool down, alright?

And I'm postive. Otherwise I would had been married. >.> And I'm not.
Trust me, alright?
Those shorts are just probably props.
Edited Date: 2008-11-05 03:27 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-11-05 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
You're right, Jack. I mustn't lose my composure, lest I forfeit that cool attitude of mine! Ever a patient friend you are to stay by my side in such cases! I suppose they are just props then, props I shall keep in memory of what happened. For even though I lost myself to the virus, one should no shy away from such memories - each is a learning experience!

Had you really been wed, I would give you my heartfelt congratulations and showered you and your bride with joy!

Date: 2008-11-05 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
Anytime, anytime. It's cool. After all I'm gulity of losing my cool as well after all that happened.
Indeed... Indeed.

Thanks but I'm quite happy being a bachelor, eh.

(Guy should try to hook Jack up LOLZ)
Edited Date: 2008-11-05 03:44 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-11-05 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
You also thought you were a different man, correct? It's simply unsettling I suppose, finding your very personal being exchanged with something else. We're all back to our bright, exciting selves, and that's what matters!

Oho, there's no one in your life right now who's caught your interests?

((YES! Because He's totally a matchmaker. 8D Jack could probably try to hook him up too. You know this is actually starting to sound like an awesome and lulzworthy little plot - the both of them setting each other up on a blind date perhaps? Or maybe they could both have a blind double-date together. XD))

Date: 2008-11-05 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wannabesanta.livejournal.com
Touche. Nathan Detroit. I do believe his name was.
Exactly.

Oh, I like all the girls. ~

(LOLZ, we'll talk more on aim, yus?)

Edited Date: 2008-11-05 11:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-11-03 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-hearing-you.livejournal.com
The one where everyone started acting weird, possibly.

Date: 2008-11-03 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
This wouldn't be the first time a virus has caused people to act strangely, but I've never experienced one that made me so wildly out of my usual character! Did it...did it get you too?

Date: 2008-11-03 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-hearing-you.livejournal.com
No, I was unaffected for some reason.

Date: 2008-11-04 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
I see I see, I hope that the viruses that do affect you in the future are not quite as...severe as this one had been!

Date: 2008-11-03 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weapons-fetish.livejournal.com
I did not want that image in my mind...

Er...Gai-sensei...around what time do you think you had this dream?

Date: 2008-11-04 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
What image, Tenten? [[if that wasn't supposed to be readable then please ignore this...]]

Oh, it was a few weeks ago - about the middle of last month I believe. Why do you ask?

Date: 2008-11-04 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weapons-fetish.livejournal.com
Gah! Uh, nothing, Gai-sensei!

A few weeks ago? ....Then yeah, it was probably a virus.

Date: 2008-11-05 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spandex-rex.livejournal.com
All right, but know that you can tell me if I ever make you uncomfortable!

So I've been told. It's a relief on the other hand, but if what occurred was real, then...some other things had happened, and not just the golden shorts!

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